If I had an urn, I would try to fit in!

“Have I seen you before?” Two women meet in a waiting room. One has number 45. The other has 68. They talk. They joke. They wait. What starts as an ordinary encounter slowly turns into a playful, surreal journey through pain, girlhood, friendship and the strange things we do when nobody seems to listen. If I Had an Urn, I Would Try to Fit! In is a comedic and physical performance about the experience of waiting — and what happens when waiting becomes part of your life. Because when everyone is waiting for their turn, who gets heard first? Directed by Leah Eliaan Performed by Rhode Gerrits and Yasmin Sacha Le Comte Written by Danique Dekker Co-written by: Merle Mooren, Anne Weges, Lisa Kim An Janssen, Lotte Diepman & Gabrielle Hofmann Music by Thijmen De Boer Special thanks to Jori Hermsen, Jessica Zeylmaker & Dr Fan Wu #tallinnfringe2026